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L’homme \u00e0 la moto, patois vend\u00e9en<\/span><\/h1>\n

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Depis l’temps qu’l’en parlet , l’gars d’Alcide\u00a0 Corneteau<\/p>\n

Fallet b\u00e9 que l’y arrive \u00e0 s’payer ine moto<\/p>\n

Quant l’\u00e9 rentr\u00e9 , chez li ,mont\u00e9 su tchell engin<\/p>\n

Dame \u00f4 manqu\u00e9 pu qu’tcheu li qu’\u00e9 pou\u00e9 trop malin<\/p>\n

Que l’s’\u00e9t\u00e9t \u00e9criaie\u00a0son pauv’ bounhomme de p\u00e8re<\/p>\n

Ys\u00e9 s\u00fbr qu’l’en a pas pour longtemps dans l’derri\u00e8re<\/p>\n

B\u00e9 voyez vous ? l’bounhomme l’avet pou\u00e9 vraiment tort<\/p>\n

Car pas pu tard qu’hier , l’a b\u00e9 manqu\u00e9 d’\u00eat mort<\/p>\n

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Y vas d’abord vous djire vous \u00f4 savez s\u00fbr’ment<\/p>\n

Depis que l’gars d’Alcide \u00e9 v’nu do r\u00e9giment<\/p>\n

Le s’et amourach\u00e9 , de la fallie Jacquette<\/p>\n

Tchi l’a t’encourag\u00e9 \u00e0 faire tchell dr\u00f4le d’empiette<\/p>\n

A l’en a peurfit\u00e9 un s\u00e8r que l’\u00e9tet soul<\/p>\n

Dame , l\u00e9 pas mal b\u00e9z\u00e9 ..a y mang’ra ses sous<\/p>\n

A vrai djire , la dr\u00f4lesse ..b\u00e9\u00a0 a l’\u00f4 z’aime tell’ment<\/p>\n

Tch\u00e9s \u00e9motions d’vitesse..pis tot tch\u00e9s trimball’ments<\/p>\n

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Durant la belle saison l’en t’y f\u00e9 dos tours<\/p>\n

Dos tours pis dos d\u00e9tours presqu’\u00e0 longur de jours<\/p>\n

Au moument d’la Toussaint l\u00e9s premers fr\u00e9ds sont v’nus<\/p>\n

Le motard deurdeillet\u00a0 l’\u00e9tet mou\u00e9t\u00e9 perdu<\/p>\n

L’avet m\u00eame pas d’cache na\u00efe et pis pas d’gabardine<\/p>\n

L’a b\u00e9 v’lu emprunter quques sous \u00e0 sa copine<\/p>\n

Ah oui mais la fi d’vesse qu’\u00e9tet trop d\u00e9pensi\u00e8re<\/p>\n

Avet pu un radis au fond d’sa migailly\u00e8re<\/p>\n

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Comme \u00e0 l’\u00e9tet \u00e0 sec ..mais pas \u00e0 court d’ida\u00efes<\/p>\n

A l’y r\u00e9pond comme tcheu\u00a0 fallet qu’a s\u00e8ge rusa\u00efe<\/p>\n

Si tu vux pas qu’\u00f4 t’buffe\u00a0 do vent dans la gorgeou\u00e8re<\/p>\n

Enleuve me tcho pal’tot ..pis musse le d’vant dorr\u00e8re<\/p>\n

Y vas t’l’aboutouner dans l’mitan d’ton \u00e9chine<\/p>\n

Comme tcheu tu craindras pu qu’\u00f4 t’tombe su la pou\u00e9trine<\/p>\n

Sitout djit sitout f\u00e9 , le monte su sa peutou\u00e8re<\/p>\n

Acoutr\u00e9 comme pas yen , l\u00e9 partchi ventre \u00e0 terre<\/p>\n

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Qu’\u00e8 to qui s\u00e9 pass\u00e9 ? parlez me pas d’malhur<\/p>\n

Mais Alcide Corneteau\u00a0 s\u00e9 cass\u00e9 la figure<\/p>\n

Dame o l’\u00e0 b\u00e9 fallu qu’la beuque \u00e0 Jean Godet<\/p>\n

Rentrant\u00a0 \u00e0 l’etchurie traveurse sans argarder<\/p>\n

Le y a tap\u00e9 dans l’tchu , et pis l’devers l’a pris<\/p>\n

L’a t’\u00e9t\u00e9 s’\u00e9taler aux pieds d’la m\u00e8re Marie<\/p>\n

La bounne femme\u00a0 affola\u00efe\u00a0 en vo\u00e9yant tchell att’lage<\/p>\n

A t’adju b\u00e9tout f\u00e9 d’amuter tot l’village<\/p>\n

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Accourez dan teurtos voyez tcho pauvre corps<\/p>\n

Qu’a la ta\u00efte d’vant darr\u00e8re mon Dieu l\u00e9 sur’ment m\u00f4rt<\/p>\n

Les hommes ont pou\u00e9 tard\u00e9\u00a0 \u00e0 prendre ine d\u00e9cision<\/p>\n

Faut y r’virer la ta\u00efte dans la bounne djirection<\/p>\n

Le y sont \u00e0 quatre tchirant chacun lu bout<\/p>\n

O fallit b\u00e9 forcer peur y d\u00e9tordre le cou<\/p>\n

Pis dame la m\u00e8re Marie qu’\u00e9 mou\u00e9t\u00e9 infirmi\u00e8re<\/p>\n

Avet sa pharmac’rie d’produits v\u00e9t\u00e9rin\u00e8res<\/p>\n

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Quant\u00a0 a l’a v’lu l’frotter\u00a0 qu’a la soul’v\u00e9\u00a0 sa ch’mise<\/p>\n

A poussit un bai cri tell’ment qu’\u00e0 fut surprise<\/p>\n

Seigneur J\u00e9sus ..qu’\u00e9 t o qu’y ou\u00e9 bont\u00e9 divine<\/p>\n

L’a son pauv’nanboureil qu’\u00e9 rendu dans l’\u00e9chine<\/p>\n

T\u00e9l\u00e9phonez\u00a0 b\u00e9 vite\u00a0 \u00e0 la police secours<\/p>\n

De l’ou\u00e8re en tchell \u00e9tat o commence \u00e0 m’faire pour<\/p>\n

Le l’avant embarqu\u00e9 couch\u00e9 su ine cev\u00e8re<\/p>\n

Et m\u00eame sans s’\u00e9moyer si l’\u00e9tet d’vant darr\u00e8re<\/p>\n

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Vous \u00f4 cr\u00e8rez pt’\u00eatre pas mais l’ Alcide Cornetea<\/p>\n

Avec son cou , piatr\u00e9 su son let d’hopitau<\/p>\n

L’a b\u00e9 trouv\u00e9 l’moyen d’aller ,faire belle figure<\/p>\n

A la ptite infirmi\u00e8re ; qui y f\u00e9 ses piq\u00fbres<\/p>\n

Parait qu’\u00f4 l\u00e9 la feille do grous factur Rh\u00e9sus<\/p>\n

Le va pt’\u00eatre\u00a0 l’embaucher a l\u00e9 riche comme Cr\u00e9sus<\/p>\n

Mais la Jacquette ma djit si jamais l’f\u00e9 tch\u00f4 coup<\/p>\n

Sitout que l’sra su pieds m\u00e2 y i tord le cou<\/p>\n

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FELIX MOREAU<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

octobre 1989<\/p>\n

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