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Hisoires en Patois Vend\u00e9en
\nDr\u00f4le de belle M\u00e8re<\/span><\/span><\/h6>\n

Mon grand fi-d’vesse de bon \u00e0 rin<\/p>\n

y t’\u00f4 pr\u00e9djis ;quant’y s’rai morte<\/p>\n

Tu mettras la ki\u00e9 sos la porte<\/p>\n

Et pis t’\u00e9ras chercher ton pain<\/p>\n

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Ainsi pr\u00e9chet la m\u00e8re Mognique<\/p>\n

A son gendre qu’\u00e9tet dj\u00e8re ardent<\/p>\n

Et qui tchiret \u00e0 tch\u00fb t\u00f4t l’ temps<\/p>\n

Sauf peur aller \u00e0 la barrique<\/p>\n

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Ma qu’a b\u00e9 keunnu tchette bounne femme<\/p>\n

Qu’\u00e0 l’ \u00e8ge djit tcheu \u00f4 m’\u00e9tounne pas<\/p>\n

Un gars t’chen foutet pas une rame<\/p>\n

Sana compter qu’ allet – \u00eat ‘ papa<\/p>\n

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Quant’ l’ \u00e9t\u00e9t v’nu d’ mander Mennite<\/p>\n

La vieille a l’\u00f4 z’aret pou\u00e9 v’lu<\/p>\n

Oui mais l’ avet \u00e0 la vavite<\/p>\n

Mis la charrue avant les bus<\/p>\n

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Pis ast’hure qu’l’a trouv\u00e9 tchette piace<\/p>\n

Dame ! \u00f4 bouse mal de temps en temps<\/p>\n

Et l’ djimanche s\u00e9s copains d’ vinasse<\/p>\n

Se foutant d’li \u00e0 tot bout d’champ<\/p>\n

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Mais Gabriel ! t’\u00e9tas pas fou?<\/p>\n

D’aller t’ fourrer chez tchette sorc\u00e8re<\/p>\n

Aussi mauvaise qu’un loup garou<\/p>\n

Pis la feille v\u00e9dra comme sa m\u00e8re…!<\/p>\n

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B\u00e9 …comme le djit tch\u00f4 grand yaudet<\/p>\n

Ma belle m\u00e8re \u00e9 -pas ine vedette<\/p>\n

Mais dame ast’hure y s\u00e9 cas\u00e9<\/p>\n

Pis y -aime ben meux l’t\u00e9t qu’ la gorette<\/p>\n

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