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Le chant dos ba\u00eftes<\/p>\n

Ine anna\u00efe \u00a0 d\u00f4 cout\u00e9\u00a0 d’Sarllertaine\u00a0 \u00e0 l’\u00e9t\u00e9t v’nu d\u00f4 estivants
\nqu’aviant r\u00e9ussi\u00a0 \u00e0 s’caser\u00a0 quand me\u00efne avec pas mal de peine
\nl’aviant\u00a0 trouv\u00e9\u00a0 ine endret\u00a0 chez l’p\u00e8re Mollet
\nQui restet\u00a0 dans ine ferme\u00a0 au mitan\u00a0 d\u00f4 mara\u00efe
\nLe logiant\u00a0\u00a0 \u00e0 cout\u00e9 d’chez nous
\ndans ine caravane\u00a0 mont\u00e9e su dos roues
\nsi b\u00e9\u00a0 qu’dans la journa\u00efe \u00a0 l’bouhomme les emnet autour do village
\nde me\u00efne ou\u00e8re l es ba\u00eftes\u00a0 tot autour\u00a0 dos \u00e9tchuries
\npis \u00a0 comme tch\u00e8s mossius aviant jamais ren vu
\nVous pensez b\u00e8\u00a0 que le s’foutet\u00a0 d’entr’eux
\nL’aviant commenc\u00e9\u00a0 per aller ou\u00e8re le chail
\nt’ch\u00e9tet attach\u00e9 au bout d’la barge\u00a0 en train d’manger d\u00f4 cailla\u00efe
\nEt v’la to pas\u00a0 la dame qui d’mande
\nOh mais dites donc.. ..les chiens est-ce qu’ils chantent,?
\nAh dame nan ..le jappante…le faisant ..oua..oua…oua
\nAh b\u00e9 su l’coup la dame a cru tomber d’un maise
\nUn ptchit pu loin\u00a0 \u00f4 l’avet dos gorets dans un tet en train de s’boulotter
\nLa v’la t’encore\u00a0 qui d’mande
\nEt les cochons\u00a0 ..est-ce qu’ils chantent ?
\nAh dame nan …le grognante.l quand l’avant faim \u00a0 gr ..gr..gr
\nPis le v’la\u00a0 en train d’faire comme entre eux
\nDame su l\u00a0\u00bbcoup ,la dame\u00a0 a s’creyet perdue
\nAu bout d’la m\u00e9san peur darri\u00e8re o l’avet dos oueilles couch\u00e9es
\nd’bas dos rosias\u00a0 qu’\u00e9tiant justement en train d’faire teter lus gnas
\nOh\u00a0 les jolies brebis.. dites moi
\nelles chantent elles\u00a0 aussi ?
\nAh dame nan\u00a0 ..a chantant pas tch\u00e9s l\u00e0 \u00a0 a b\u00e9lante
\npor faire teter lu p’tits\u00a0\u00a0 a faisant b\u00ea ..b\u00ea\u00a0 b\u00ea
\nAh bien \u00e7a qu’a dit la dame \u00a0\u00a0 \u00e7a c’est plus joli
\nL’bouhomme\u00a0 penset\u00a0\u00a0 y o cr\u00e9 b\u00e9 m\u00e2 aussi
\nPis dans l’bord d’la grange\u00a0 ,le rentirant dans ine souque
\no l’avet justement dos poules\u00a0 qu’\u00e9tiant au jouc l\u00e0
\nLe ja\u00f4\u00a0 il \u00e9tet \u00e0 la porte avec une guerrou\u00e9e d’poulets
\nen train d’\u00e9pibosser dos lachets
\nla v’l\u00e0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 encore qui d’mande
\nEt les poules .est-ce qu’elles chantent
\nAh b\u00e9 …a cacassantent\u00a0 quand qu’a l’avant l’\u00fb
\na faisant .cot..cot..cot\u00a0 corak
\npis apr\u00e8s \u00f4 sait\u00a0 qu’\u00f4 l\u00e9 l’hure de s’leva\u00cfer
\n\u00a0Ah mais dites donc …vous avez des animaux intelligents
\nAh b\u00e9 dame tchieu\u00a0 qu’\u00f4 djit l’bouhomme\u00a0 b\u00e9 y \u00f4 cr\u00e9
\nle penset certain’ment ,le sont autant intelligents\u00a0 qu’t\u00e2 <\/p>\n

Apr\u00e8s tcheu le s’en furant ou\u00e8re dos canets qu’\u00e9tiants en train d’s’\u00e9pibasserl
\nl\u00e0 la v’la t’encore qui d’mande
\nOh les beaux canards …comme leurs plumes sont luisantes
\nMais dites moi \u00a0\u00a0 ..ils chantent eux aussi ?
\nb\u00e9 dame oui .\u00a0 ..la faisant\u00a0 coin..coin..coin
\nAh \u00e7a .. c’est pas tellement joli
\nApr\u00e8s tcheu , le s’en furant ou\u00e8re le bourriquet qu’\u00e9t\u00e9 attach\u00e9 \u00e0 ine barre
\nLa v’la t’encore\u00a0 qui d’mande
\nOh le bel \u00e2ne\u00a0 …il chante lui aussi ?
\nah b\u00e9 ..le nicotte \u00a0 tout quand l’a pou\u00e9 trop ch\u00e9ti le fet…hi han
\nsi b\u00e9 que l’monde qui passant \u00a0 que l’va m’faire passer por un con
\nah ..qu’ a djit …c’est moins joli
\nMais dites donc ..on n’entend pas \u00e7a en ville
\nAh b\u00e9 ..que l’penset a l’est pas difficile
\nUn p’tit pu loin , o l’avet ine vache dans l’mitan
\nla\u00a0 lv’la\u00a0 encore qui d’mande
\nil sait chanter
\nDites moi monsieur Mollet\u00a0 le taureau l\u00e0 bas il sait chanter
\nB\u00e9 tch\u00e9 pas un toria\u00a0 que djit l’bouhomme
\n\u00f4\u00a0 l’est ine vache
\nAh bon ..mais ..\u00e0 quoi\u00a0 connaissez vous \u00e7a ?
\nB\u00e9 les torias , l’avant ine poche de bas l’ventre<\/p>\n

\nPis les vaches entr’elles tch\u00e9 lur ameille qui pengui
\nah\u00a0 mais dites moi\u00a0 mais la vache
\nelle sait chanter elle aussi<\/p>\n

Ah dame nan ..tchelle la a chante pas
\nAh bon …et pourquoi donc\u00a0 elle ne chante pas la vache
\nAh\u00a0 b\u00e9 ..disez dan …si vous
\nsi vous \u00e9tiez tchira\u00efe deux fou\u00e9es par jour
\npis min\u00e9e au toria\u00a0 ine fou\u00e9 par an
\ny vous promets b\u00e9 que
\nvous auriez pas l’go\u00fbt d’chanter<\/p>\n

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