{"id":1224,"date":"2017-03-18T13:15:05","date_gmt":"2017-03-18T12:15:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vendee1.eu\/vendee\/?p=1224"},"modified":"2017-03-18T13:15:05","modified_gmt":"2017-03-18T12:15:05","slug":"cinq-regles-a-ne-oublier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vendee1.eu\/vendee\/cinq-regles-a-ne-oublier\/","title":{"rendered":"les cinq  r\u00e8gles \u00e0 ne pas oublier"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"vende-2747186\" class=\"vende-ads-avant-contenu vende-entity-placement\"><div id=\"attachment_3409\" style=\"width: 810px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mediawakeup.fr\/nous-contacter-184-rue-joseph-gaillard-zone-dactivites-nord-et-gare-85600-montaigu-vendee-agence-crea-web-print\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"Cr\u00e9ation logo Vend\u00e9e Montaigu site internet noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3409\" class=\"wp-image-3409 size-full\" title=\"Cr\u00e9ation logo Vend\u00e9e Montaigu site internet\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vendee1.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/creation-site-internet-vendee-graphistes.jpg\" alt=\"Cr\u00e9ation logo Vend\u00e9e Montaigu site internet - Agence de communication web print en Vend\u00e9e \" width=\"800\" height=\"283\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-3409\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Cr\u00e9ation logo Vend\u00e9e Montaigu site internet &#8211; Agence de communication web print en Vend\u00e9e<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div><p>Les cinq r\u00e8gles \u00e0 ne pas oublier<\/p>\n<p>1 L&rsquo;argent ne fait pas le bonheur<br \/>\nMais il est plus confortable de pleurer <br \/>\nen Mercedes qu&rsquo;\u00e0 v\u00e9lo<\/p>\n<p>2\u00a0 Pardonne \u00e0 ton ennemi <br \/>\nMais n&rsquo;oublie jamais\u00a0<br \/>\nle nom de ce con<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 3 Aides ton prochain <br \/>\nquand il est dans la merde<br \/>\net il se souviendra de toi<br \/>\nquand il\u00a0 y sera \u00e0 nouveau<\/p>\n<p>4 Beaucoup de gens sont en vie<br \/>\nseulement parce qu &lsquo;il est ill\u00e9gal de les tuer <\/p>\n<p>5 L&rsquo;alcool ne r\u00e9sout pas les probl\u00e8mes<br \/>\nmais le lait et l&rsquo;eau non plus<\/p>\n<p>Autres r\u00e8gles<\/p>\n<p>Il ne faut pas avoir peur des chevaux sous le capot<br \/>\nmais de l&rsquo;\u00e2ne derri\u00e8re le volant<\/p>\n<p>Il ne faut pas\u00a0 boire au volant<br \/>\nil faut boire \u00e0 la bouteille<\/p>\n<p>Quand tu t&rsquo;adresses \u00e0 une femme <br \/>\nil faut un sujet un verbe et un compliment<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<br \/>\ncertains jouent aux \u00e9checs<br \/>\nd&rsquo;autres les collectionnent<\/p>\n<p>Mieux vaut se taire et passer pour un con<br \/>\nque de l&rsquo;ouvrir et ne laisser aucun doute \u00e0 ce sujet<\/p>\n<p>D\u00eetes \u00e0 quelqu&rsquo;un qu&rsquo;il y a 300 milliards d&rsquo;\u00e9toiles<br \/>\ndans l&rsquo;univers\u00a0 et il vous croira<br \/>\nD\u00eetes lui que la peinture n&rsquo;est pas s\u00e8che<br \/>\net il aura besoin de toucher pour en 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