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Lettre d’une m\u00e8re \u00e0 son fils<\/p>\n

\nCher fils<\/p>\n

Je t’\u00e9cris ces quelques lignes\u00a0 pour que tu saches que je t’\u00e9cris
\nainsi\u00a0 si tu re\u00e7ois cette lettre\u00a0\u00a0 ,ce sera parce qu’elle t’est parvenue
\nSinon\u00a0 ,avertis moi\u00a0\u00a0 et je te l’enverrai \u00e0 nouveau
\nL’autre jour\u00a0 ,ton p\u00e8re lisait qu’apr\u00e8s enqu\u00eate
\nla majorit\u00e9 des accidents\u00a0 arrivent \u00e0 un kilom\u00e8tre de la maison
\nNous avons donc d\u00e9m\u00e9nager plus loin
\nla maison est magnifique,
\nil y a une laveuse\u00a0 ,mais je ne suis pas s\u00fbr qu’elle marche
\nhier, j’y ai mis du linge
\nj’ai tir\u00e9 la cha\u00eene\u00a0 et je n’ai plus revu le linge depuis ,mais bon
\nIci , la temp\u00e9rature n’est pas si mal
\nla semaine derni\u00e8re
\nil n’ a plu que deux fois
\nla premi\u00e8re fois\u00a0 ,\u00e7a dur\u00e9 trois jours
\net la deuxi\u00e8me fois\u00a0 quatre jours
\nA propos \u00a0 de la veste que tu voulais
\nton oncle\u00a0 ‘a dit\u00a0 que si on te l’envoie avec les boutons
\nce sera trop lourd,\u00a0 et l’envoi co\u00fbtera plus cher
\nnous avons enlev\u00e9 les boutons
\net\u00a0 les avons mis dans la poche
\nLe m\u00e9decin est venu \u00e0 la maison
\npour voir\u00a0 si nous allions bien et il m’a mis
\nun petit tube en vitre dans la bouche\u00a0 en me disant
\nde ne pas l’ouvrir avant dix minutes\u00a0 ,ton p\u00e8re voulait l’acheter
\nParlant de ton p\u00e8re, c’est avec fiert\u00e9 que je te fais savoir
\nqu’il a un nouvel emploi
\navec pr\u00e8s de cinq cents personnes \u00a0sous lui
\non l’a engag\u00e9 comme jardinier au cimeti\u00e8re du village
\nTa soeur Annie\u00a0 celle qui a \u00e9pous\u00e9 son mari
\nva avoir un enfant
\nsi le b\u00e9b\u00e9 est une fille\u00a0 ,ta soeur va lui donner mon nom
\n\u00e7a va faire dr\u00f4le\u00a0 de l’appeler maman
\n‘Ton p\u00e8re lui a demand\u00e9\u00a0 si elle \u00e9tait s\u00fbre que le b\u00e9b\u00e9 \u00e9tait d’elle
\net elle lui a dit\u00a0 que oui
\nA propos i,ton cousin Jacques\u00a0 s’est mari\u00e9
\n,et il para\u00eet\u00a0 qu’il prie\u00a0 sa femme chaque nuit
\nparce qu’elle est vierge
\nUn\u00a0 que nous n’avons jamais revu par ici
\nC’est ton oncle\u00a0 qui est mort l’an pass\u00e9
\nQuant \u00e0 ton fr\u00e8re Luc
\nil a ferm\u00e9 l’auto\u00a0 en laissant ses cl\u00e9s \u00e0 l’int\u00e9rieur
\nil a d\u00fb se rendre \u00e0 la maison\u00a0 ,chercher les autres cl\u00e9s
\npour pouvoir nous sortir\u00a0 de la voiture
\nNous ,nous ennuyons tous de toi,\u00a0 mais encore plus
\ndepuis que tu es parti
\nTu dois nous\u00a0 \u00e9crire \u00a0 pour nous raconter
\ncomment tu vas, avec ta nouvelle blonde \u00e9trang\u00e8re
\nTu ne sais pas\u00a0 combien ,nous avons \u00e9t\u00e9 heureux
\nquand tu nous a dit\u00a0 que tu \u00e9tais au lit avec une syphilis
\nSerait-elle Grecque\u00a0 par hasard
\ntu ne nous l’as toujours pas pr\u00e9cis\u00e9
\nBien mon fils ,je ne te donne pas mon adresse dans ma lettre
\ncar je l’ignore
\nla famille qui vivait ici\u00a0 avant est partie\u00a0 avec les num\u00e9ros
\npour ne pas avoir \u00e0 changer de domicile
\nTa maman qui t’aime
\nps Je voulais t’envoyer cent francs
\n,mais l’enveloppe \u00e9tait d\u00e9j\u00e0 coll\u00e9e<\/p>\n

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