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L’ALCOOTEST – version patois vend\u00e9en<\/span><\/h1>\n

Sacr\u00e9 Valentin d’la Courtini\u00e8re.. .O yen \u00e9 t’arriv\u00e9 ine belle <\/span>
\nl’aut’jour que l’r’venet d’la fou\u00e8re de Clisson<\/span>
\nComme si qu’l’avait pas assez bu en fesant son tour<\/span>
\nOl’a b\u00e9 fallu que l’passe faire payer un verre \u00e0 so b\u00e9 fr\u00e8re<\/span>
\nle grand Lexis Brebion d’la Pouzini\u00e8re\u00a0 pis dame avec son oberlin<\/span>
\nqui peuse pas moins d’quatorze cheva\u00f4ues le l’a achev\u00e9<\/span>
\nquand l’\u00e9 r’parti d’la -bas, le bounhomme bringeollet<\/span><\/p>\n

O l’a b\u00e9 fallu que tcho jour ,justement o l’\u00e8ge…c’que l’app’lant <\/span>
\nun contr\u00f4le d’alcool\u00e9mie<\/span>
\nl\u00e9s gendermes qu’\u00e9tiant statiounn\u00e9s en haoue d’la butte de Melay<\/span>
\npeur t\u00e2cher d’en b\u00e9zer tchuques-uns<\/span>
\navant b\u00e9 vu v’nir de loin\u00a0 tchette deudeuche qui giguenaillait <\/span>
\nd’gaoche \u00e0 dretteen em’nant tote la route<\/span>
\ndame o l’a pas f\u00e9 un pli\u00a0\u00a0 l’avant arr\u00eat\u00e9 mon sacr\u00e9 Souri\u00e7ais<\/span>
\nDites donc vous !\u00a0 que l’y a djit l’brigadier<\/span>
\n\u00e7\u00e0 n’a pas l’air d’aller tr\u00e8s fort votre affaire<\/span>
\nTenez soufflez-moi donc un peu l\u00e0 dedans<\/span>
\nPis le y a pr\u00e9sent\u00e9\u00a0 ine esp\u00e8ce de bousine de goret<\/span>
\nqu’avet un pchit subjet au bout. .enfin..moins grousse tot d’mene<\/span>
\na moins qu’o s\u00e8ge\u00a0 la bousine d’un pctchit goret pas encore d\u00e9trill\u00e9<\/span><\/p>\n

Dame mon sacr\u00e9 Valentin avec tot c’que l’avet lacqu\u00e9 <\/span>
\nen fesant sa vira\u00efe l’a tot d’suite compris<\/span>
\nque l’alliant y sucrer son peurmis<\/span>
\nSi encore la Brigitte e l’avet \u00e9t\u00e9 avec li\u00a0 \u00e0 l’ar\u00e9t pu prendre le volant<\/span>
\nm\u00e9 o l’\u00e9t\u00e9t pa l’cas l’\u00e9tet tot sul<\/span><\/p>\n

Oh la l\u00e0 ..que l’a song\u00e9 Valentin<\/span>
\nc’ment qu’y vas m’y prendre\u00a0 peur \u00e9viter d’buffer dans tcho machin<\/span>
\nDame que l’djit aux gendermes<\/span>
\ny d’mand’ras pas meux que d’vous contenter <\/span>
\nmais o m’est impossible <\/span>
\ny v\u00e9 de m’faire arracher ine dent<\/span>
\npis tcho\u00a0 sacr\u00e9 dentiste <\/span>
\nle m’a tell’ment charcut\u00e9 l’badigoulet\u00a0 qu’ast hure y p\u00e9 pu arriver<\/span>
\n\u00e0 d\u00e9bailler la go\u00fble<\/span>
\nPis en effet l’a f\u00e9 ou\u00e8re aux gendermes que l’avet <\/span>
\nles ballots tot saignoux <\/span>
\nl’a pas \u00e9t\u00e9 s’vanter que l’avet manqu\u00e9 son coup en sortant<\/span>
\ndo c’ller \u00e0 son b\u00e9 fr\u00e8re pis que l’s’\u00e9tet foutu la figure<\/span>
\ndans l’coin do mur<\/span>
\nL’brigadier l’grous falourd\u00a0 \u00e9t\u00e9 r\u00f4ge comme un coq<\/span>
\ny m’demande\u00a0 b\u00e9 si l’\u00e9tet \u00e0 jeun\u00a0 li aussi<\/span>
\nl’h\u00e9sit\u00e9 in ptit moument . .pis tot d’un coup\u00a0 l’a pris ine d\u00e9cission<\/span>
\nAh non \u00e7a ne prend pas <\/span>
\nArrangez vous comme vous piourrez <\/span>
\nmais ivous allez me gonfler l’alcootest<\/span>
\nAh b\u00e9 dame ….b\u00e9 dame<\/span>
\nque r’prend Valentin si vous o prenez d’meine\u00a0 bougez pas<\/span>
\ny vas m’arranger d’ine a\u00f4tre fa\u00e7on <\/span>
\npis le vla\u00a0 qui s’met \u00e0 d\u00e9faire sa ceinture de s\u00e9curit\u00e9<\/span>
\npis apr\u00e8s ..sa ceinture de tchulotte<\/span>
\nMais enfin…mais enfin!<\/span>
\nque l’sest \u00e9baul\u00e9\u00a0 l’brigadier<\/span>
\nmais voyons …qu’est ce que vous fa\u00eetes<\/span>
\nDame …que r’prend\u00a0\u00a0 Valentin pisque vous y t’nez tant\u00a0 a votre invention<\/span>
\ny vas faire mon possibe…..comme\u00a0 y’\u00e9 mang\u00e9 pas mal de mougettes<\/span>
\ntos tch\u00e9s temps, y m’sens ballounn\u00e9<\/span><\/p>\n

T\u00e9 dounnez le dan ..vout machin<\/span>
\ny vas b\u00e9 arriver \u00e0 vous l’gonfler quand m\u00eame<\/span><\/p>\n

\nF\u00e9lix Moreau<\/span><\/strong>, Treize-Septiers<\/p>\n

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