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Le Fran\u00e7ais en langue animale<\/p>\n

\nVous allez \u00eatre m\u00e9dus\u00e9<\/p>\n

Le Fran\u00e7ais en langue aminale<\/p>\n

Myope comme une taupe
\nRus\u00e9 comme un renard
\nSerr\u00e9s comme des sardines<\/p>\n

Les termes emprunt\u00e9s au monde animal\u00a0\u00a0 ,ne se trouvent
\npas seulement dans les fables de la Fontaine ,ils sont partout<\/p>\n

La preuve ,que vous soyez fier\u00a0 comme un coq
\nfort comme un boeuf\u00a0 ,t\u00eatu comme un \u00e2ne ,malin comme un singe
\nou simplement un chaud lapin ,vous \u00eates tous ,un jour ou l’autre
\ndevenu ch\u00e8vre\u00a0 pour une caille aux de biche<\/p>\n

Vous arrivez \u00e0 votre premier rendez vous\u00a0 fier comme un paon\u00a0 et frais
\ncomme un gardon\u00a0 et l\u00e0 ..pas un chat
\nVous fa\u00eetes le pied de grue ,vous demandant si cette b\u00e9casse
\nvous a pos\u00e9 un lapin
\nIl y a anguille sous roche\u00a0 et pourtant le bouc \u00e9missaire
\nqui vous a obtenu ce rencard, la t\u00eate de linotte avec qui vous \u00eates copain
\nvous l’a certifi\u00e9 ,cette poule a du chien,une vraie panth\u00e8re<\/p>\n

Mais tout de m\u00eame ,vous \u00eates pr\u00eat \u00e0 hurler comme un putois
\nquand finalement\u00a0 la fine bouche arrive
\nBon vous vous d\u00eetes\u00a0 que dix minutes de retard,il n’y a pas de quoi
\ncasser trois pattes \u00e0 un canard<\/p>\n

Sauf que la fameuse souris ,malgr\u00e9 son cou de cygne et crini\u00e8re de lion
\nest en fait aussi plate qu’une limande,
\nde quoi vous rendre gai\u00a0 comme un pinson ,myope comme une taupe
\nelle souffle comme un phoque ,et rit comme une baleine
\nune vraie peau de vache, quoi
\nEt vous \u00eates fait comme un rat<\/p>\n

Vous roulez des yeux de merlan frit, vous \u00eates rouge comme une \u00e9crevisse
\nmais vous restez muet\u00a0 comme une carpe
\nElle essaie bien de vous tirer les vers du nez ,mais vous sautez du coq \u00e0 l’\u00e2ne
\net finissez par noyer le poisson<\/p>\n

Vous avez le cafard ,l’envie vous prend de pleurer comme un veau
\nou de verser des larmes de crocodile\u00a0 c’est selon
\nVous finissez par prendre le taureau par les cornes ,et vous inventer
\nune fi\u00e8vre de cheval, qui vous permet de filer comme un li\u00e8vre
\nce n’est pas que vous \u00eates une poule mouill\u00e9e, mais vous ne voulez
\npas \u00eatre le dindon de la farce
\nVous avez beau \u00eatre doux comme un agneau
\nsous vos airs d’ours mal l\u00e9ch\u00e9 ,il ne faut pas vous prendre pour un pigeon
\ncar vous pourriez devenir le loup dans la bergerie
\nEt puis\u00a0 ,\u00e7a aurait servi \u00e0 quoi de se regarder en chiens de fa\u00efence
\nApr\u00e8s tout\u00a0 ,revenons \u00e0 nos moutons
\nVous avez maintenant une faim de loup
\nl’envie de dormir comme un loir, et surtout
\nVous avez d’autres chats \u00e0 fouetter<\/p>\n

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