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\nLe cheval savant<\/span><\/h1>\n

\nDjis Raymond y t\u00f4 z’ai d\u00e9j\u00e0 djit\u00a0 que y avans t’ \u00e9t\u00e9 \u00e0 la fou\u00e8re de la Roche avec le kiub
\ny \u00e9tians\u00a0 tote la gueurra\u00efe au grand compiet
\no l’avet Tintin charrer,\u00a0 Joseph lefort , Jean l’ kier
\nle grand Huch\u00e9\u00a0 thienne d’la veurdrie
\npis mon sacr\u00e9 mille vices
\nenfin y \u00e9tians tortos l\u00e0\u00a0 avec nous bounnes femmes,
\nqui nous siviant peurtot\u00a0 comme de ben entendu
\ny avans t’\u00e9t\u00e9 ou\u00e8re le mat\u00e9riel agricole, tracturs
\nmouessounuses battuses , pis dos tas d’ trucs
\nqu’ o s’ demande b\u00e9 se qu\u00e2 q’ o sert
\no l’ avet dos \u00e9chelles,\u00a0 dos berouettes avec dos roues qui s’ gonfiant
\n\u00e9 pas creyabe\u00a0 c’que l’ faisant ann\u00e9
\nhurusment\u00a0 qu’o l’ avet aussi dos stands de d\u00e9gustation
\ntou bai fr\u00e8re Maximin y t’ garantis que l’ s’ y int\u00e9resset
\nun moument\u00a0 d’ temps y cr\u00e9 b\u00e9 que l’ s\u00e9 mis \u00e0 bringeoller
\napr\u00e8s tchu y sons partis ou\u00e8re la fe\u00eete foraine,\u00a0 dame l\u00e0 o la t’\u00e9t\u00e9
\nine aut paire de manches
\nfigure que dan qu’o l’avet … c’que l’ applant un chapiteau
\nm’\u00e2 y d’ j’ irais putout une grande berne mont\u00e9e sur dos piquets en fer
\ndevant o l’avet un bounhomme dret d’ bout su ine esp\u00e8ce de tabe de batterie
\nle criait \u00e0 tu taite l’avet ine go\u00fble d’empeigne\u00a0
\napprochez\u00a0 mesdames et messieurs, venez voir une chose extraordinaire
\nle cheval le plus habile , le plus intelligent du monde
\nincroyable\u00a0 mais vrai … le cheval jongleur
\npar ici : \u00a0 par ici : \u00a0 l’entr\u00e9e
\n15 francs seulemen t mesdames\u00a0 et messieurs
\ntu penses b\u00e9 qu’entre nous qu’\u00e9tians l\u00e0 r\u00e8que dos p’tits p\u00e9sans
\nqui touchons l-i-v-g les chevaux o nous int\u00e9resset
\ny en avians tortos adju dos cheva\u00efe
\nsi tu t’rappeules b\u00e9 le grand fernand, l’avet meime adju ine poulini\u00e8re
\ndans les ann\u00e9es 60
\ny nous sons l\u00e9ss\u00e9s tenter, y sons rentr\u00e9s sos tcho chapiteau
\nma foi por 15 francs, au l’a pas grand chouse ann\u00e9
\nquant t’y avans tortos \u00e9t\u00e9 piac\u00e9s, l’avant am’ n\u00e9\u00a0 un chevase
\ndans l’ mitan,
\nine bo\u00eete infernale, le ouinet,\u00a0 le tapet dos pieds, le se r’velet tot dretd’bout
\nsur ses pattes de darre
\nL’bouhomme\u00a0\u00a0 qui y t’net l’nicol\u00a0 avet mille pa\u00eeres \u00e0 s’en \u00e9der
\nQuand l’a adju arriv\u00e9 \u00e0 l’calmer un p’tit\u00a0 le s\u00e9 mis \u00e0 pr\u00eacher
\nMesdames et Messieurs\u00a0 ,vous aller assister\u00e0 un spectacle extraordinaire
\nLe cheval jongleur
\nJe demande parmi vous dans l’assistance une personne de bonne volont\u00e9
\nQui veuille bien avancer sur le podium avec une cigarette aux l\u00e8vres
\nnous garantisons sur l\u00a0\u00bbhonneur que d’un seul coup de sabot
\nd’un seul \u00a0 le cheval fera voler la cigarette sans toucher la bouche du patient
\nmais il faut un volontaire
\nmesdames et messieurs\u00a0\u00a0 lequel\u00a0 d’entre vous veut bien s’approcher
\nEt b\u00e9\u00a0 t’o cr\u00e9ras si tu veux Raymond\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 o l’en a pas yen tchi s\u00e9 d\u00e9rang\u00e9
\nL’a \u00e9t\u00e9 vex\u00e9 le bouhomme au chevase
\nY entendas\u00a0 la femme \u00e0 guichtais qui djiset \u00e0 son bouhomme
\nB\u00e9 vas y dan Fernand\u00a0 t\u00e2 qu\u00a0\u00bba b\u00e9 la goule tu djis pu ren asture
\nMais ren \u00e0 faire\u00a0 o l’en a pas yen qu’a boug\u00e9
\nsi b\u00e9 qu’y sons sorthis d’m\u00eame sans ren ou\u00e8re
\npersonne a v’lu s’d\u00e9vouer
\nM\u00e2 ..o l’\u00e9t\u00e9t \u00a0 quand m\u00eame pas \u00e0 m\u00e2 d’y aller
\nTu s\u00e9 b\u00e9 Raymond\u00a0 qu’yai jamais fum\u00e9 d’ma vie<\/p>\n

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