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Les poules \u00e0 Fernand,
\nHistoires en patois vend\u00e9en<\/span><\/h1>\n

Depis tchuque temps, dans not village
\nO l\u00e9 kestian que d’sorcelage
\nVu qu’ l’accusant la m\u00e8re Michu
\nD’ soutchirer l’ burre et pis\u00a0 l\u00e9 us
\nVous o cr\u00e9rez ..M\u00e2 i o cr\u00e9 pas
\nQu a jou\u00e9\u00a0 dos tours \u00e0 tour de bras
\nO L\u00e9 tot d’me\u00efne pas ine voluse
\nNi ine sorc\u00e8re..a l\u00e9 trop pieuse
\nO l’a tell’ment dos langues vrimouses
\nM\u00e9 ..o l’a p’t’\u00eatreun p’tit tchuque chouse <\/p>\n

2 Quant ‘son bounhomme ..o za\u00a0 t’ appris
\nB\u00e9 dame\u00a0 fi fd’ garce ..l’o z a mal pris
\nl\u00e9 mont\u00e9 su s\u00e9 grands chevao\u00fce
\nLa grousse Gertrude friset pas hao\u00fce
\nL\u00e9 qu’o z avet\u00a0 s’m\u00e9 peurtot l’bourg
\nQu ‘la goule\u00a0 y peute \u00e0 tcheuques d\u00e9tours
\nPis a l’a ine trala\u00efe d’ vou\u00e9sines
\nVraies\u00a0 quatre en go\u00fble\u00a0 pis dj\u00e8re pu fines
\nC’qu \u00f4 l\u00e9 mouvais tch\u00e9s\u00a0 bago\u00efllages
\nO fout l’ ch\u00e9dent dans un village<\/p>\n

3 Comme au conseil municipal
\nTot l’ monde craignet qu’\u00f4 s tourne \u00e0 mal
\nNout maire qu\u00e9 loin d’\u00eatre in couillon
\nAdjit\u00a0\u00a0 fesons ine r\u00e9union
\nFaut pas lesser courir\u00a0 tch\u00f4 brit
\nQui fout l’bordel dans tot l’ pays
\nL’a t’envoy\u00e9 dos p’tits faire part
\nPeur sam’dji s\u00e9r cinq hures moins l’quart
\nComme tot l’monde avet l’er d’assert
\nY \u00e9tions s\u00fbr’ment pas loin d’un cent<\/p>\n

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4 Voyons Fernand\u00a0\u00a0 djit mossieu l’maire
\nParait qu’ta femme\u00a0 \u00e9 t ‘ine sorc\u00e8re
\nQu’avec six poules \u00e9peneuilla\u00efes
\nA l’o d\u00e9nige\u00a0\u00a0 \u00e0 piennes peuneraies
\nTot l’monde s’creyant enjomin\u00e9s
\nE\u00a0 peur tcheu qu’y v’las t’questionner
\nV’la l’bounhomme qui s’deurse su s\u00e9 bots
\nRoge comme in coq ,face \u00e0 teurtos
\nO l\u00e9\u00a0 t’ine invention \u00e0 m\u00e2
\nEt un secret ..y \u00f4 djir\u00e9 pas
\nM\u00e9 y \u00e9 trouv\u00e9 ine boune combine
\nPeur qu’a pouniant quat zus chaquine <\/p>\n

5 Quat zeus par jour\u00a0 djit mossieu l’maire
\nCr\u00e9 pas qu’tu\u00a0 vas m\u00f4 faire accr\u00e8re
\nAllons Fernand\u00a0 s\u00e8ge raisounable
\nC’que tu djit l\u00e0 \u00e9 pas cr\u00e9yable
\nTot l’monde penset\u00a0 et \u00f4 qu’l’\u00e9 fou
\nM\u00e9lie djiset Fernand\u00a0 djis zou
\nY s\u00e9 b\u00e9 qu’tu d’vas pou\u00e9 \u00f4 djire
\nL’bounhomme richaugnet que d’pu belle
\nL’avet pou\u00e9 l’er fd’un mauvais po\u00ebl
\nComme l’avet un pois buvass\u00e9
\nV’l\u00e0 que l’s\u00e9 mis \u00e0 s’kinfesser<\/p>\n

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6\u00a0Ecoutez b\u00e9 Marie petasses
\nTchette invention qui vous tracasse
\nEt ine affaire de ren du tout
\nY\u00e9 seul’ment f\u00e9 dos nis a trous
\nComme ..qui djiret\u00a0 ine p’tite cachette
\nAvour qu’l’eu roule dans ine tchirette
\nFaut \u00eatr’ rus\u00e9\u00a0 faut \u00eatr’ malin
\nVous mossieu l’ maire.tos l\u00e9s matins
\nQuanq vous allez su vos toilettes
\nAvant d’vidanger ,la cuvette
\nVous\u00a0 y j’tez b\u00e9 un p’tit coup d’eil
\nB\u00e9 ..peur ine poule o l\u00e9 pareil
\nM\u00e9 ..comme la poule ou\u00e9 pas son e\u00fb
\nQu’\u00e9 t o qu’a f\u00e9\u00a0 a rassit d’sus
\nLa v’l\u00e0 qui pousse encore pu fort
\nUn coup\u00a0 dux coups pis trois encore
\nTch\u00e9s poules sont p’t\u00eatre idiotes
\nDe s’ foutre la pouniere en compote
\nSi a f\u00e9sant tcho\u00a0 sacrifice
\nE m\u00e2 qu’en a tot l’b\u00e9n\u00e9fice<\/p>\n

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7 Mais c\u00a0\u00bb‘est honteux ..c’est un scandale
\nCria quelqu’un du fond d’la salle
\nD’une voix pointue ..accusatrice
\nTch’etet nout vieille institutrice
\nDieu\u00a0 quelle horreur\u00a0 je n’admets pas
\nMoi qui suis membre d’la\u00a0 s p a
\nVous \u00eates mossieu un vrai satyre
\nJe suis outr\u00e9e j’en serre l\u00e9s fesses
\nT\u00e9ste te\u00a0 la vieille ,feurme dan ta go\u00fble
\nQue l’djit Fernand o l\u00e9 m\u00e9s poules
\nSi peur l\u00e9s bo\u00eetes o l’a dos lois
\nA ca\u00f4se que m\u00e2 y en peurfite pas <\/p>\n

\n8 Y’m’s\u00e9peurtant keurv\u00e9 l’derri\u00e8re
\nPeur engresser ,dos fonctiouni\u00e8res
\nComme\u00a0 i p\u00e9 pus joindre l\u00e9s dux bouts
\nY m’en vas m’foutre la corde au cou
\nPis piaquant l\u00e0 tote l’assistance
\nL’a foutu l’camp en pienne s\u00e9ance
\nM\u00e9lie se r’leuve de d’ssus son banc
\nTch\u00f4 pauv’bounhomme\u00a0 sivez lou dan
\nTel qu’i l’ connais\u00a0 le va s’d\u00e9truire
\nSi l’\u00f4 z a djit\u00a0 \u00e9 pas peur rire
\nY avons b\u00e9\u00a0 v’lu courir apr\u00e8s
\nM\u00e9 dame o\u00f9 l’prendre tcho grand ben\u00eat
\nY\u00a0 avons fouill\u00e9\u00a0 tos l\u00e9s racoins
\nDans tos l\u00e9s dou\u00e9s\u00a0 l\u00e9s granges \u00e0 foin
\nL\u00e9tet n\u00e9y\u00e9 ou pendu
\nM\u00e9 pas moyen d’mettr la main\u00a0 d’ssus <\/p>\n

Quand vers le ser qu’o feset brun
\nTot l’monde creyant qu’ l’etet d\u00e9funt
\nV’la qu’l’avont vu ine p’tite lumi\u00e8re
\nTchi beurlutet dans sa voilli\u00e8re
\nJ’avons couru vers s’n’appentis
\nPis\u00a0 l’\u00e9tet l\u00e0 tchell abroutchi
\nFernand ,qui perdet pou\u00e9 la boule
\nEtet en train d’t\u00e2ter ses poules <\/p>\n

\nF\u00e9lix Moreau<\/strong><\/span>
\noctobre 1990<\/p>\n

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